There are many assholes on the internet that will lay in wait like Venus Flytraps, ready to devour any unsuspecting victims. The difference is that Venus Flytraps just sit there and prey, whereas these fuckers on the internet will actively seek you out to pry your hard-earned cash from your innocent grasp.

This time for In Real Life, I wrote about 3 (twice me; once Melanie) near misses with con artist assholes.

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