On the day before new year,
My true love said to me:
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the first day of new year,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the second day of new year,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the third day of new year,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the fourth day of new year,
I gave my friend a vibrator,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the fifth day of new year,
I drank like a fish,
I gave my friend a vibrator,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the sixth day of new year,
I played mahjong,
I drank like a fish,
I gave my friend a vibrator,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the seventh day of new year,
I watched “Sex Education”,
I played mahjong,
I drank like a fish,
I gave my friend a vibrator,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the eighth day of new year,
I partied in a red dress,
I watched “Sex Education”,
I played mahjong,
I drank like a fish,
I gave my friend a vibrator,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the ninth day of new year,
I slept past noon,
I partied in a red dress,
I watched “Sex Education”,
I played mahjong,
I drank like a fish,
I gave my friend a vibrator,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the tenth day of new year,
I learned about string theory,
I slept past noon,
I partied in a red dress,
I watched “Sex Education”,
I played mahjong,
I drank like a fish,
I gave my friend a vibrator,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the eleventh day of new year,
I discerned the virgin birth,
I learned about string theory,
I slept past noon,
I partied in a red dress,
I watched “Sex Education”,
I played mahjong,
I drank like a fish,
I gave my friend a vibrator,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the twelfth day of new year,
I fumed over corrupted capitalism,
I discerned the virgin birth,
I learned about string theory,
I slept past noon,
I partied in a red dress,
I watched “Sex Education”,
I played mahjong,
I drank like a fish,
I gave my friend a vibrator,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the thirteenth day of new year,
I tormented my finger ligaments,
I fumed over corrupted capitalism,
I discerned the virgin birth,
I learned about string theory,
I slept past noon,
I partied in a red dress,
I watched “Sex Education”,
I played mahjong,
I drank like a fish,
I gave my friend a vibrator,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the fourteenth day of new year,
I posted a picture of brown Shrek,
I tormented my finger ligaments,
I fumed over corrupted capitalism,
I discerned the virgin birth,
I learned about string theory,
I slept past noon,
I partied in a red dress,
I watched “Sex Education”,
I played mahjong,
I drank like a fish,
I gave my friend a vibrator,
I played “never have I ever”,
I tossed yee sang,
I dealt angpaus;
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.

On the fifteenth day of new year,
My true love said to me:
“Stop molesting my ass, you pervert”.